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Picking the Right Wingman
Is there a more noble calling in our society than that of the wingman? Like a navy diver, waste collector, or bullpen coach; theirs is a job that is rarely ever heralded, yet necessary. And not everyone is cut out to be a wingman. There is an art to it. So here are a few [...] -
Six Ways to Spot a High Maintenance Girl
Sure, she looks pretty good through beer goggles in dim lighting. Her hair is straightened, her makeup is perfect, her shoes and bag clearly cost her a month’s salary. But would you really want to date her after tonight? Here are the Frugal Bachelor’s top six signs that you are dealing with a high-maintenance girl: 1. [...] -
Leveraging The Hottie and The Nottie
Every once in a great while, an opportunity arises for every bachelor to fall on his sword for the greater good. In this particular instance, I refer not to a dick joke, but to the modern conundrum of the beautiful, classy girl at the bar that’s interested in you, but has an appearance-challenged friend [...] -
El Presidente y La Playa: Experience the Real DR
If you choose to come to DR based on gringo travel agency ads that tout all-inclusive resort packages to Punta Cana, you’ll be disappointed to realize that not all Dominicans speak fluent English and are there to serve you night and day. -
Basic Shit to Get Your Retirement Plan Going in Your 20s
I know 59 and ½ sounds really far away when you are just starting your career and trying to make enough to pay your rent. You probably have, at the very least, thousands of dollars of student loans, a ton of credit card debt, and a lengthy list of unnecessary expenses that you’re pissing away [...] -
Swiping the Discover Card Clean of Shame
Admit it. Back in the day, the Discover card kind of used to be considered the Geo Metro of the credit world. Barely any merchants accepted it, and whipping it out in public was an embarrassing proclamation of poor credit. That all seemed to change somewhere between 1995 and the present, and the benefits of [...] -
Bros & Girrrrrls: Why You Should Befriend the Gay BFF
They say the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and from my experience, the best way to a woman’s vagina is her gay best friend. When a girl introduces you to her people, there are three that you must be fully prepared to invite into your life:... -
Escape From New York (Without Kurt Russell)
I mentioned to a co-worker recently that I was taking the Bolt Bus to DC, and to my amazement, she told me she had never heard of it, nor of any of the other low-cost bus lines on the East Coast! I guess I’d taken for granted that most New Yorkers are familiar with the [...] -
Infomercials 101
It’s 2:15 am. You just got home and have a good buzz going, but when you turn on your TV, you find yourself being subjected to 30, 45, or even 60 minute infomercials. Sure, you groan at first– but before you know it, you are absolutely convinced that you need a four-foot-tall food dehydrator for [...] -
The Art of Going Ugly Early
“GUE.” You may have seen the acronym written on t-shirts, on bumper stickers, or overheard buddies talking about it at the gym. For the uninitiated, “GUE” stands for “Go Ugly Early.” The concept is simple. On any given night out, be it at a bar, club, or party, rules are that the later in the [...]
